So, Peeta’s dad is a baker, and that’s why he’s named Peeta.
If Peeta’s dad owned a candy shop his name would be Sweeta.
If Peeta’s dad was a zookeeper his name would be Cheeta.
If Peeta’s dad was a restaurant host his name would be Greeta.
If Peeta’s dad measured water his name would be Leeta.
If Peeta’s dad was a cheese maker his name would be Velveeta.
If Peeta’s dad sold oranges his name would be Chiquita.
If Peeta’s dad worked in a Mexican restaurant his name would be Fajita.
If Peeta’s dad worked for Twitter his name would be Tweeta.
If Peeta’s dad built playgrounds his name would be Teeta.
If Peeta’s dad measured distances his name would be Kilomeeta.
If Peeta’s dad sold furnaces his name would be Heeta.
If Peeta’s dad was an actor his name would be Theata.
If Peeta’s dad was a restaraunt critic his name would be Eata.
If Peeta’s dad was a quidditch player his name would be Beata/if Peeta’s sad sold vegetables his name would be Beeta.
If Peeta’s dad was a housekeeper his name would be Neata.
If Peeta’s dad was named Cronus his name would be Demeta.
If Peeta’s dad was a road-mender his name would be Streeta. (Or Jaques, haha ATTC get it? Ok…)
If Peeta’s dad liked Vladimir Nabokov his name would be Lolita/If Peeta’s dad was interested in Japanese fashion subcultures his name would be Lolita.
If Peeta’s dad taught Geometry his name would be Diameta.
If Peeta’s dad was a rower his name would be Ergomeeta.
If Peeta’s dad was a weatherman his name would be Sleeta.
If Peeta’s dad was a doctor his name would be Thermomeeta.
If Peeta’s dad was a podiatrist his name would be Feeta.

Thank god for a popular young movie actress with not only meat on her bones, but *gasp* curves! The more I learn about Jennifer the more I like her, and she’s really beautiful AND healthy looking. Which is wonderful.

so-much-to-love:

voltniss:

Maybe there’s something we can use.